I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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