Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
