The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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