also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
should my penis look like a turkey
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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