I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Found your dick twin last night
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize