It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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