don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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