You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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