omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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