She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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