I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
