these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Are my feet made of real feet?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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