I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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