I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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