She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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