his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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