It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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