You know, be my cock's hype man.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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