I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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