I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I just found puke in my bra..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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