That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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