Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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