just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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