I want to walk on stilts...naked
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I love you.
Bad choice
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