i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You are the jesus of drinking
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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