omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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