After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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