idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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