Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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