Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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