So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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