Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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