arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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