and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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