We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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