Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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