I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
