theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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