OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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