God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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