We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
