Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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