dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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