Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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