just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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