Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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