Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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