I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
How external is "for external use only"?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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