he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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