worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
