return my video game
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This girl is more easily done than said...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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