Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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