i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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